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    Abe-normally Clueless

    | Portland, OR, USA | Employees, Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

    Pizza Guy: “So, will this be for delivery or for pick-up?”

    Me: “Delivery. I live on [Street Number] Lincoln, like the president.”

    Pizza Guy: “…Obama’s the president.”

    Me: *speechless*