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    Abstinence Is The Best Gay

    | Boston, MA, USA | Employees, Health & Body, Top

    (I am seeing my doctor for a yearly physical. Since the last time I’ve seen her, I have come out of the closet and started dating another woman.)

    Doctor: “Are you dating anyone right now?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Doctor: “Are you sexually active?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Doctor: “What kind of birth control are you using? The Pill? Condoms?”

    Me: “…Lesbianism?”

    Doctor: “Oh, well that works too.”