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    | Sweden | Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers, Health & Body

    (I work as a personal caregiver for a disabled woman. I’ve recently quit the job, but am on an emergency call list, should they have no one else to call in. After six months absence, I’ve been called in.)

    Her: “You’ll never get rid of me!”

    Me: “Yep. Like chewing gum on a bus seat, you keep sticking to me and I can’t get you off!”

    Her: *pauses to stare at me*

    Me: “You’ve missed me.”

    Her: “I’ve suddenly forgotten why!”

    Shaved From Embarrassment

    | The Netherlands | Awesome Customers, Health & Body, Ignoring/Inattentive

    (It has been a very long day and my brain has switched to auto-pilot, going through the routine automatically. I am working the cash registry and we keep perfumes, after-shaves, and smokes behind the registry.)

    Customer: “Do you have [Brand]?”

    Me: *turns around and starts looking through the shelves of eau de cologne and after-shaves* “Yes, sir. We have the scent and the after-shave. Which one do you want?”

    Customer: *snickering* “Does it look like I’d need the after-shave?”

    (I turn around, and stare at his face with a full beard. He is still laughing and I’m trying to save face.)

    Me: “Uhm… maybe for somewhere else?”

    (The customer bursts out in laughter while I realise what I said and start to die of embarrassment.)

    Customer: “I do shave there, miss, but I wouldn’t want to use after-shave on that!”

    Our Beef With The Beef Isn’t With You

    | Zel am See, Austria | Awesome Customers, Employees, Food & Drink

    (My father and I are on a skiing trip and trying out a new restaurant. I order the venison stew, and my father orders the sirloin steak, asking to have it done medium rare. The food is pretty good, but there’s one glaring problem. The stew has beef in it – rib meat – not venison, and what my father has gotten is clearly not sirloin, but some other cut which isn’t quite as good. Since we’re really hungry and tired from skiing all day, we decide not to make a fuss. The waitress approaches us at the end of the meal.)

    Waitress: “Did everything taste good?”

    Father: “Yes, it’s good. It’s not what we ordered, but it’s good.”

    Waitress: “…What?”

    Me: “Well, I can tell this isn’t venison in the stew, and whatever is on my father’s plate isn’t sirloin steak. And he asked for medium rare, but this is rare bordering on raw.”

    Father: “We just thought you could pass it on that people CAN tell the difference.”

    Waitress: *looking like she’s about to panic* “I’m so sorry. I—”

    Me: “Please. We know this isn’t your fault. You’ve been nothing but kind and pleasant to us all evening. You don’t cook the food here. We just wanted whoever it is who does to know that using cheaper meat than what’s on the menu will only lose you customers, okay?”

    Waitress: *looking close to tears* “I’m really very sorry. I didn’t know. They just hand me the food.”

    Father: “It’s okay, really. Here’s a tip. You really deserve it. I hope you get that cook sorted out.”

    (She all but bolted from there, looking relieved, mortified, and like someone was going to feel the flat of her hand very soon. Hopefully, things worked out in the end – my father and I certainly didn’t return there.)

    Newborn Into Service

    , | Australia | Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers, Bosses & Owners, Family & Kids

    (Today I’m working with two female coworkers; I’m also female. During a quiet part of the day, one of our managers comes in with her newborn. None of us have seen her since she went on maternity leave a month ago, so we’re all thrilled to see her and her son. My coworkers are so busy cooing over the child that they don’t notice a customer standing quietly at the counter. I go to serve her.)

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “What are they doing over there?”

    Me: “Our manager is here with her newborn. Really, you’re lucky you’re getting served at all!”

    (The customer laughed before wandering over to join the group. She did eventually get her items, when they all resurfaced ten minutes later!)

    You Saved Their Bacon

    | Allentown, PA, USA | Awesome Customers, Employees, Food & Drink

    (I had placed an online order for a pizza with, among other toppings, bacon. Maybe ten minutes later, the pizza place calls.)

    Worker: “I’m so sorry about this, but there’s a problem with your order.”

    Me: “There is? What?”

    Worker: “We’re out of bacon.”

    Me: *gives a gasp as though I’m shocked to my core, then speaking normally* “Hmm. Well, do you have Canadian bacon?”

    Worker: “Yes.”

    Me: “Okay, let’s get that instead.”

    Worker: “Thank you!”

    (About another fifteen minutes pass, and I go to pick up my pizza.)

    Worker: “Hey, I’m the one you spoke to on the phone. I’m really glad the Canadian bacon worked out.”

    Me: “Oh, if you didn’t have that, I would have switched to extra cheese or something. It’s no big deal.”

    Worker: “Well, we really appreciate how nice you were about it.”

    Me: “Rough day?”

    Worker: “You have no idea.”

    Me: “Oh, I probably do. I work in retail, too.”

    Worker: “Oh, you UNDERSTAND!”

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