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  • Coworkers In The Mist

    | GA, USA | Bizarre/Silly, Coworkers, Extra Stupid, Health & Body, Themed Giveaway

    (Two of my coworkers, a boy and girl, are both in their late teens/early twenties and… let’s just say, they’re a little rough around the edges. The boy runs one hand through his hair.)

    Boy Coworker: “Ow. Oh, ow. Hey, [girl coworker], come and look at this.”

    Girl Coworker: “What?”

    Boy Coworker: “Just come and look.”

    Girl Coworker: “What, you got a tick or something?”

    Boy Coworker: “I dunno. Will you look?”

    (The girl proceeds to look through his hair, chimpanzee-style.)

    Girl Coworker: “This right here?”

    Boy Coworker: “Ow! Yeah, what is it?”

    Girl Coworker: “It’s a bump. Like a pimple.”

    Boy Coworker: “Can you get it?”

    Girl Coworker: “Yeah, hang on.”

    Boy Coworker: “Ow. Ow. Ow! Anything come out?”

    Girl Coworker: “Little bit…”

    (She proceeds to squirt some hand-sanitizer on her hands and goes about her day. Thank god there were no customers in the store, but I wish there were brain bleach to erase that memory.)