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    Customers Actually Know A Thing Or Two

    | Bloomington, IN, USA | Employees, Money, Top

    (I was recently given a $2 bill from the bank. I don’t collect the things, so I try to use it to buy a $1 cookie from a cookie place in the mall.)

    Employee: *looks at $2 bill* “I can’t accept that.”

    Me: “What?”

    Employee: “I need real money.”

    Me: “It’s a two dollar bill—”

    Employee: “If you don’t give me real money, I’m going to call security!”

    Me: “It is real money. Are you being serious?”

    Employee: “Are you retarded? I’m telling you, I’m going to call security if you keep trying to give me fake money!”

    Me: “This is…you know what, do it. Call security.”

    (The employee calls security, and a guard arrives shortly.)

    Security Guard: *to me* “She tells me you’re trying to pass counterfeit money off on her?”

    Me: *hands him the $2 bill*

    Security Guard: *to the employee* “Really?”

    Employee: *smugly* “Can you believe she tried to give that to me?!”

    Security Guard: *walks away*