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    | NY, USA | Coworkers, Language & Words

    (I have just started a new job, and my coworkers and I have been tasked with signing up as many people as possible for our company’s loyalty card. I’m discussing my success, or lack thereof, with the coworker nearest me.)

    Me: “Look! I got five people to sign up!”

    Coworker: “Look how many I got!”

    (She fans out all her slips; there’s at least a dozen.)

    Me: “You got so many! You’re just very charismatic.”

    Coworker: “…Does that mean like a b****?”

    (She’s a wonderful person… she just could really use a dictionary!)

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