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    (I work in a law firm for an attorney. There is another attorney who shares the same unit, but has his own practice. The other attorney also has a ruthless sweet tooth. Since it’s nearing the holiday party, I will hide anything sweet when I bring it into the office.)

    Attorney: “Are those donuts?”

    (He’s somehow spotted the donuts in their nondescript packaging in an obscure corner of my desk buried under files.)

    Me: “Yes.”

    Attorney: “…Uh, can I have one?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    (Five minutes later, he comes back to my desk.)

    Attorney: “So, do you have any donuts left?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Attorney: “…Uhh, can I have one?”

    (Two hours later, he returns again.)

    Attorney: “So, any donuts left?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Attorney: “…Can I have one?”

    Me: *sighs* “Just take the rest.”

    Attorney: “Are you sure?”

    Me: “Yes. It’s fine.”

    (He starts to walk off with the donuts, but stops and looks back at me.)

    Attorney: “I work out!”