Familiarity Brews Confusion
(I have been getting coffee at the same place every morning for about a year. I’m friendly with the barista, and he knows what I drink without asking, but we’ve never had any in-depth conversation.)
Barista: “Hey, were you in [local bar] last night?”
Me: “No, why?”
Barista: “I thought I saw you and I was calling out to you! Well, I guess I must have scared the crap out of another woman.” *laughs*
Me: “But I’ve never told you my name. What were you calling out?”
Barista: “MEDIUM SOY!”
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