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    | Brooklyn, NY, USA | Coworkers, Holidays, Religion, Theme Of The Month, Top

    (My coworker and I are doing a child safety promotion in front of a supermarket on Easter weekend. The neighborhood happens to be predominantly Jewish, and 95% of the customers coming in are wearing yarmulkes or headscarves. The vast majority of the men also have the traditional peyot—the curled sideburns.)

    Me: *to a customer* “Hi, did you want us to fingerprint your kids? It’s free, and it’s just for you to take home.”

    Customer: “No thanks.”

    Me: “Okay, have a great day!”

    Coworker: “…and have a happy Easter!”

    Customer: *gives my coworker a weird look and walks out*

    Me: *to my coworker* “I don’t think they celebrate Easter.”

    Coworker: “Why not?”

    Me: “They’re Jewish.”

    Coworker: “How can you tell?”

    Me: “Did you see the those hats the men wore?¬†Those are Yarmulke. It’s part of the Jewish religion.”

    Coworker: “Okay…”

    (The next customer comes out, the scenario repeats, and again, my coworker says “Happy Easter” to someone in a Yarmulke.)

    Me: “You know, if you keep doing that, you might offend someone.”

    Coworker: “But who doesn’t love Jesus?!”