(I’m paying for a purchase with a credit card. The cashier looks at my name on the card as she hands it back. She says my first name correctly, but not my middle name.)

Cashier: “Now that’s a pretty name.”

Me: “Uh, yes it is. That’s not my name, though.”

Cashier: *surprised* “Well, what’s your name?!”

Me: “My middle name is [name].” *opens my wallet to put my card away*

Cashier: “Why are you showing me your drivers’ license?!” *grabs my wallet* “Let me see it!”

Me: *speechless*

Cashier: “Oh, you’re a Taurus! That means you’re hot-headed! You’re the exact opposite of me. I’m cool-headed. I just let everything go!”

Me: “Okay…” *takes my wallet back*

Cashier: “Hot-headed!”

Me: “Right, well… I’m just gonna go now.”

Cashier: “HOT-HEADED!”