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    Me: “Hi, I need some help finding a book. It’s called Sacre Bleu by Christopher Moore. It’s a French word.”

    Librarian: “Okay, let me see…”

    (We spend a good half hour looking by title and then author. She can’t find it.)

    Librarian: “Well, you can look in our sports section if you want a book about soccer.”

    Me: “Eh? Why would I want a sports book?”

    Librarian: “Didn’t you want a book called Soccer Blue?”

    Me: *speechless*