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    Just Grit And Bear It

    | Lake Bluff, IL, USA | Employees, Extra Stupid

    (I go to my local superstore in search of sandpaper to fix a door frame. I spot an employee putting away groceries.)

    Me: “Hi…where can I find sandpaper?”

    Employee: *confused* “…Papaya?”

    Me: “No, no. Sandpaper, for making things smooth.”

    Employee: *confused* “Computer?”

    Me: *giving up* “Thanks, I’ll try and find it myself.”

    Employee: *sudden look of comprehension* “Shelf!”

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