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    Longing For When Thongs Weren’t Wrong

    | Pensacola, FL, USA | Employees, Family & Kids, Language & Words, Rude & Risque

    (I’m at a beach supply store shopping with my grandpa and little brother.)

    My Grandpa: “Excuse me, young man, could you by chance point me to the children’s thongs, please?”

    Cashier: *horrified* “W-WE DONT SELL THOSE HERE!”

    My Grandpa: “Really? Well, that’s quite odd. It’s usually fairly easy to find them in stores. See, I need some for my grandson.” *motions to my little brother*

    My Brother: “Yeah, grandpa broke my last pair yesterday putting ‘em on me, so—”

    Cashier: “YOU TWO ARE SICK!” *runs away, while pointing back at them yelling*

    My Grandpa: “What the f*** just happened?!”