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    | New Mexico, USA | Employees, Holidays

    (Note: It is Valentine’s Day, I am single, and a bit upset about it. This occurs when I am calling to order a new ATM card from my bank.)

    Employee: “Okay, you should be getting your new card in the mail within a few weeks.”

    Me: “Awesome. Thank you.”

    Employee: “No problem. I should probably wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day, but I f***ing hate today!”

    Me: “That is exactly what I needed to hear!”