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    | Canada | Coworkers, Lazy/Unhelpful, Themed Giveaway

    (Every month at our theatre, we receive a few boxes of new ticket stock which weighs about 25 lbs a box. I currently have a cast on my left arm.)

    Me: “Hey, can you help me move these to the shelf? It’s hard to lift them one handed.”

    Coworker: “Mmmm… not right now.”

    Me: “What? Why? It would take literally two minutes of your time.”

    Coworker: “But I’m reading ‘Not Always Working’!”

    Me: “Ah… I see?”

    Coworker: “Just take your cast off and do it yourself.”

    Me: “But I can’t just pull it off—”

    Coworker: “This s*** is hilarious. I’m glad I don’t work with these jerks.”