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    Not Ever Working, Part 6

    | UK | Coworkers, Lazy/Unhelpful, Theme Of The Month

    (I work in a small office, and my coworkers are really easy-going. However, there’s a new employee who takes advantage of that all the time and does very little work. This takes place before Monday lunchtime.)

    New Employee: *stares at a computer monitor* “Ugh…”

    Coworker: “Are you okay?”

    New Employee: “Yeah, I’m just trying to plan which evening I should see my friends.”

    Boss: “Do you need the afternoon off?”

    New Employee: “Oh no, I’ll manage. It’s just so much to think about, y’know? I have so many friends!”

    Coworker: “No, you get yourself home! You’ll be worrying yourself sick!”

    Boss: “You’ll get an ulcer!”

    New Employee: “Thanks! By the way, I can’t make it in to work tomorrow because I’m seeing my boyfriend, so I’ll see you on Wednesday!”

    Me: *flabbergasted*

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