Not Very Street Smart
Bill Collector: “…and so you owe [amount]. I need your bank information.”
Me: “Sorry, but I told you I don’t have the money to pay that right now.”
Bill Collector: “You know, I’m a little tired of you people saying you never have money! I can go out onto the street right now and make enough to pay this off In a day!”
Me: “Sir, are you suggesting I turn into a prostitute!?”
Bill Collector: “If it gets me my money!” *hangs up*



