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    Your Coworker Just Got Busted

    | FL, USA | Bad Behavior, Coworkers

    Coworker: “Guess what [Other Coworker] just did?!”

    Me: “What?”

    Coworker: “They went up and hugged [Very Busty Coworker]. Poor her, she didn’t think anything of it until two hours later a customer pointed out that she had a post-it stuck to her under-boob that said ‘shhh! She can’t see this :-)'”

    Serving A Fair Lady

    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Awesome Customers, Movies & TV

    (I am a hostess at a fairly high-end restaurant. On a quiet night, I am scanning through the reservations and organize the parties in different sections. I noticed one reservation under the name of “A. Hepburn.” I am a big Audrey Hepburn fan. At the time of their reservation, I greet an older couple at the door.)

    Me: “Welcome! Do you have a reservation this evening?”

    Customer: “Yes, thank you. The name is A. Hepburn.”

    Me: “Very good. Let me show you to your table, Ms. Hepburn…”

    (A moment later, I turn to one of my coworkers.)

    Me: “I’ve been waiting to say that all night.”

    (Hair)Loss Of A Tip

    | Dover, NH, USA | Bad Behavior, Employees, Food & Drink

    (I am a 27-year-old female currently being treated for Hodgkin’s Lymphoma and as a result have lost my hair and am generally feel crummy. My friends decide to take me out to cheer me up. I am wearing a knit cap over my bald head.)

    Me: “I’ll get a margarita, please.”

    Waitress: “Sure, can I see your ID?”

    (I hand the waitress my driver’s license in which I have a full head of hair.)

    Waitress: *stares back and forth between my face and my ID* “Well, YOU look different.”

    (She walks away to fill the orders, leaving me speechless.)

    A Deserving Answer

    | NC, USA | Bizarre/Silly, Bosses & Owners

    (At the warehouse where I work, there is a PA system for supervisors to make announcements or to notify an employee that they’re needed in another area of the building. It’s not usually used to ask specific questions.)

    General Manager: *over the PA system* “[Shipping Manager], has the truck for [Store] left yet? I repeat, [Shipping Manager], has the truck for [Store] left yet?”

    Shipping Manager: *also over the PA system* “[General Manager], yes it has. I repeat, [General Manager], yes it has.”

    General Manager: *still on the PA* “…I deserved that.”



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