Not Always Working on Facebook Not Always Working on Twitter Not Always Working Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • Swearing You Into A Job
    (1,328 thumbs up)
  • Curing The Coffee Beans

    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Bizarre/Silly, Employees, Health & Body

    (My friend, is feeling very ill and visits a popular coffee shop to cheer herself up. She has very pale hair, to the point that her eyebrows and eyelashes are almost invisible. Her hair is tucked up into a hat.)

    Friend: “Hi. I’ll just have a small hot chocolate, thanks.”

    (The barista looks at my friend with pity.)

    Barista: “Don’t worry, sweetheart. They’re finding a cure…”

    Doing A Disservice To Customer Service

    | USA | Awesome Customers, Bosses & Owners, Employees, Top

    (I am stocking shelves in the general merchandise side of a large store. A customer comes up to me to ask a question.)

    Customer: “Can you tell me where this [Brand] of laundry soap is?”

    Me: “Sure. It can be tricky since the clothespins and laundry baskets are over here. It’s actually on the grocery side of the store in aisle 13.”

    (The customer suddenly looks very dejected and turns to go that way.)

    Me: “Ma’am, I’d be happy to show you if you would like.”

    Customer: “Oh! That would be wonderful!”

    (The customer actually hugs me and goes off towards the grocery side. I follow her, and show her exactly where to find her exact product.)

    Me: “Is there anything else you would like me to help you find?”

    (The customer pulls out a list and very sheepishly starts listing off multiple products.)

    Customer: “I’ve just moved here and never been in this store before. I can’t seem to find anything. This place is so big.”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am. I understand. I’ll help you find it or I’ll find someone who can.”

    (I help her for the next hour and a half. I miss my lunch break. At the end we’re talking about how she can organize her list so that she can start at one end of the store and go to the other, without having to backtrack, for her next shopping trip. My manager notices that I’m talking to her. He thinks she’s a friend, or something, and starts yelling at me.)

    Manager: “You’ve missed your lunch break! Now I’m going to have to overlap you with another worker! It will mess up everyone’s schedule!”

    Customer: “Excuse me, young man. This woman just spent more than an hour helping me to find all my purchases for today. When I was done shopping I was going to ask to speak with her manager about her wonderful conduct, but I think I’ll have to also talk to the store owner about your improper conduct. How dare you berate an employee in front of a perfect stranger!”

    (The customer hugs me. She thanks me again before going off to check out. The customer informed our store owner that her husband is a wealthy lawyer and their daughter is expecting triplets. They were also remodeling their new house; she would be spending a lot of money on baby furniture and supplies for their house. She said if the owner allowed managers to yell at employees like that for no reason she would take her business elsewhere. I found out the next day my department manager was fired and I received a raise. She and her daughter came in the next month. They bought $8,000 worth of baby clothes, car seats, strollers, cribs, toys, diapers, and everything else you could want for a baby (or three!). She called and made sure I worked that day so that I could help her pick out the stuff she wanted. I got a $100 tip.)

    A Total Air-Head

    | CA, USA | At The Checkout, Employees, Extra Stupid

    (I am checking out, and my cashier puts my kale on the scanner and proceeds to smash the air out of the bag with her hand.)

    Me: “Why are you—”

    Cashier: “Well, you don’t want to pay more than you have to!”

    In Need Of Appointing A New Coworker

    | CA, USA | Employees, Health & Body, Ignoring/Inattentive, Lazy/Unhelpful, Top

    (I work at a healthcare call center that does appointments for doctors. One of my coworkers is notorious, as the patients she deals with tend to have a lot of scheduling errors. She always insists that the patient or doctor screwed up. I have been recently promoted to a supervisor. One of my jobs is listening to a recording of one of her calls that got flagged.)

    Coworker: “Hello, ma’am. What can I do for you?”

    Patient: “I remember you. I called you yesterday to cancel a hip surgery that I never scheduled with Dr [Name].”

    Coworker: “Well, that can’t be. I see your appointment right here. Are you sure you didn’t leave a message at the doctor’s office by mistake?”

    Patient: *annoyed* “NO. I spoke to YOU directly. You swore that you would fix the doctor’s mistake. In fact, it was the third time I called to cancel the appointment and you were the one I talked to all three times. Now, can you please transfer me to someone who can fix this?”

    Coworker: *very nasty* “Listen up, you old bat. Just admit you had a bout of dementia and called the wrong place. I’m not going to sit here and listen to a bunch of stupid accusations.”

    (My coworker hangs up, which we’re specifically instructed not to do unless the patient is belligerent and incredibly rude. Curious, I call the patient and she is able to provide me the dates and hours she called previously. I am able to find recordings of the previous calls. They all have my coworker promising the patient that everything would be taken care of and she had nothing to worry about since it was the doctor’s mistake. Luckily, part of my promotion meant I could report her directly to management. She was fired within a week when it was discovered this was hardly the first case!)

    Out Of Control On Animal Control

    , | Newark, NJ, USA | Bosses & Owners, Employees, Food & Drink, Pets & Animals

    (I’m waiting to order when I hear a scream from a few tables over.)

    Customer: “Aaah! Rat! No… raccoon!”

    (Sure enough, there’s a small but well-fed raccoon sitting calmly on an empty table and eating crumbs.)

    Customer: “Careful! It could be rabid!”

    (A waiter and waitress come over, not looking overly concerned.)

    Waiter: “Naw, that’s Jerry. He’s usually out back getting into the dumpster, but he’s friendly.”

    (The waiter flaps his hands at the raccoon.)

    Waiter: “Hey, Jerry, f*** off! You live outside!”

    Waitress: “He ain’t leaving. Want me to call animal control?”

    Waiter: “Yeah, better call. I don’t want to get bit. I think we have the number written down.”

    Waitress: “Don’t worry! I got it on speed dial!”

    Owner: *shouting from the kitchen* “What did I say about saying that near customers?!”


    Page 90/466First...8889909192...Last
    « Previous Page
    Next Page »