Proudly Professing Profound Purple Preferences
(My mom and I are leaving after lunch. There is a hostess holding the door open thanking customers for their business.)
Hostess: *to other customers* “Thanks, have a great day!”
(As we approach the door, the hostess sees my mom who is wearing a purple hat and jacket.)
Hostess: “Thanks, have… oh my God! You are so PURPLE! I LOVE PURPLE!”
Mom: “Umm, thanks!”
Hostess: “I just love it soooo much. Purple!”
Mom: “Yep, purple…”
(As we exit…)
Hostess: *sticks her head out the door* “PURPLE!!!”
(466 Thumbs Up!)
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