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    | Oklahoma City, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Employees

    (My dad and I are at an electronics store asking an employee for a USB DVD drive.)

    Employee: “So, what do you need this for anyway?”

    Me: “Just to to have one that works to read things.”

    Employee: “Well, instead of using your CDs, you can just download stuff. It’s not illegal. Just pirate it; I do it all the time!”