Some Questions Eat At You
(On my days off, I intern at a morgue. Because of this, my coworkers frequently ask me very odd questions.)
Coworker: “Hey, come here. You work in a morgue. You might be able to answer this.”
Me: “Oh, here we go. Do I want to know?”
Coworker: “What would be the best way to fillet a person?”
Me: “You mean to cook and eat?!”
Coworker: “Yeah!”
Me: “Have we forgotten that though I work in a morgue, I’m also vegetarian?”
Coworker: “Oh yeah. Never mind. Carry on…”
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