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    Some Questions Eat At You

    | Pennsylvania, USA | Bizarre/Silly, Coworkers, Food & Drink

    (On my days off, I intern at a morgue. Because of this, my coworkers frequently ask me very odd questions.)

    Coworker: “Hey, come here. You work in a morgue. You might be able to answer this.”

    Me: “Oh, here we go. Do I want to know?”

    Coworker: “What would be the best way to fillet a person?”

    Me: “You mean to cook and eat?!”

    Coworker: “Yeah!”

    Me: “Have we forgotten that though I work in a morgue, I’m also vegetarian?”

    Coworker: “Oh yeah. Never mind. Carry on…”