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    Someone Needs To Get His Brain In Gear, Part 2

    | Colorado, USA | Employees

    (I have just gotten pulled over by the police, but I’m not sure why.)

    Me: “Is something wrong, Officer?”

    Officer: “Do you know how fast you were going?”

    Me: “Um, 38, I think?”

    Officer: “And do you know what the speed limit is here?”

    (I do know the speed limit, as I drive this stretch of road daily.)

    Me: “40?”

    Officer: *looks confused* “…Well, you have a nice day then!”

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