Someone Needs To Get His Brain In Gear, Part 2
(I have just gotten pulled over by the police, but I’m not sure why.)
Me: “Is something wrong, Officer?”
Officer: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Me: “Um, 38, I think?”
Officer: “And do you know what the speed limit is here?”
(I do know the speed limit, as I drive this stretch of road daily.)
Me: “40?”
Officer: *looks confused* “…Well, you have a nice day then!”



