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    Someone’s Having A Beef, Part 2

    | IL, USA | Bizarre/Silly, Food & Drink, New Hires, Theme Of The Month

    (I am working at a high school in the IT department. We have recently hired a new technician. Today is her first day. I have just concluded the building tour.)
    Me: “So, that’s about it. Do you have any questions?”

    New Hire: “Yeah, do you guys have a fridge where I can stash my lunch?”

    Me: “Sure. It’s in the back room on the left.”

    (Five minutes later, I go back to get a cup of coffee.)

    Me: “Um, [New Hire], what do you think you’re doing?”

    New Hire: “Oh, I’m just cleaning the fridge. I’m a vegan, you see, and I can’t have my lunch contaminated with any animal products.”

    Me: “So, you threw away EVERYTHING in the fridge?”

    New Hire: “Well, yeah. Everything in there had some sort of animal product in it. And you will never wear that leather jacket again around me. I’m a vegan and it disgusts me. And I’m going to tell the director that she needs to get rid of her leather purse.”

    Me: “Yeah, good luck with that.”

    (The new hire was fired immediately when she attempted to throw away my director’s purse and everything in it, as it was ‘contaminated.’)

    Related: Someone’s Having A Beef, Part 2

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