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    Not Ever Working, Part 14

    (I have just finished ordering a pita and am next to the till waiting behind a person paying for their order. There is one person making the pitas, and two people by the till.)

    Cashier #1: “Well, I’m off for the day.”

    (Cashier #1 promptly moves into the back. Cashier #2 has finished handing the customer in front of me their order and is now looking at the food station behind the counter. I wait patiently for Cashier #2′s attention so I can pay for my order.)

    Me: “Excuse me.”

    (Cashier #2 ignores me and continues moving behind the counter. By now, I have been waiting for at least 10 minutes to pay for my food.)

    Me: “Excuse me, can I please pay for my food?”

    Cashier #2: “…”

    (In desperation, I address the server preparing the food.)

    Me: “Excuse me, can I please pay for my food?”

    (The server glances at me, and then looks at the cashier.)

    Server: “Why haven’t you helped this lady yet?”

    Cashier #2: ”I am not authorized to handle the till.”

    Server: “Move over…”

    (The server promptly takes over the till and allows me to pay for my food.  Meanwhile, Cashier #2 still hasn’t moved; she’s staring at a piece of paper I assume to be the schedule.)

    Cashier #2: “…Can I go on break?”

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    Not Ever Working, Part 8
    Not Ever Working, Part 7
    Not Ever Working, Part 6
    Not Ever Working, Part 5
    Not Ever Working, Part 4
    Not Ever Working, Part 3
    Not Ever Working, Part 2
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    Sharing Is Caring, But Blaring Can Lead To Staring

    (My coworker and I are both waiting on chicken burgers, for which there is a three minute wait. I only need one of the burgers while my coworker needs two. One that has been made for her is up.)

    Me: “Hey [coworker], because you are waiting for a second chicken burger and I only need this one, can I have this one?”

    Coworker: “No.”

    Me: “Well, you’re waiting on the second one. So, it would be quicker for my customer if I took this one.”

    Coworker: “I said no!”

    Me: “So, you’re going to make both customers wait even though I can take that one?”

    Coworker: “It’s MY burger!”

    Me: “Yes, but then you could have mine.”

    Coworker: “I DON’T CARE! THIS ONE IS MINE! YOU CAN’T HAVE MY BURGER! IT’S MINE!”

    (At this point, all our coworkers in the back are watching. The customer in the drive-through also looks horrified, and the customers in the lobby are all staring.)

    Me: “Okay…”

    (The other two burgers come up; as I go to take one of the two fresh ones, my coworker snatches them both up first.)

    Me: “…Those were mine.”

    Coworker: “Whatever! Don’t be so childish!”

    (Thankfully, my manager had some words with her and I got free food for trying to keep my calm and not raging.)

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    Mismanaged Expectations, Part 8

    (It is a busy Friday night downtown at my work. I am also the only cashier despite there being a two-cashier minimum; I’m also working although I recently injured my leg.)

    Me: “I need order [number]. It hasn’t come up yet!”

    Manager: “What? We already made that. Are you so stupid you can’t even read the boxes and hand things out right?”

    Me: “So, what you’re saying is you made a sandwich that is last on my screen before all the other orders I need, and never identified as the one with modifications, and it is my fault someone else took what should have been their order?”

    (Surprisingly, a customer in line also speaks up in my defense.)

    Customer: “Don’t you DARE talk to your employees like that! Let’s see you serve all of us and deal with you idiots when you can’t even walk properly. Just fix the d*** mistake! The faster you make their food, the faster we get ours.”

    (My manager fell silent and made the orders in the right order this time. I gave the customer a discount on his order for being so understanding!)

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    This Grown-Up Needs To Grow Up

    (This story takes place when I am 10. I’m at a fast food restaurant with my grandfather. He has hearing problems and a speech impediment, so I go with him to order.)

    Me: “Hi, can we get a cheeseburger meal with a—”

    Cashier: “No.”

    Me: “…No?”

    Cashier: “I don’t have to listen to you. I only talk to adults.” *to my grandfather* “What can I get for you, sir?”

    (My grandfather points to his hearing aid, shakes his head, and gestures to me.)

    Me: “My grandfather has trouble hearing, so I’ll be helping.”

    Cashier: “Fiiiiiine. What do YOU want then?”

    Me: “We need one cheeseburger meal with a coffee, two #5 meals, one with coke and one with iced tea, and a chicken nugget meal with iced tea.”

    Cashier: *to my grandfather* “That will be [price].”

    (As expected my grandfather couldn’t hear what she said, so he looks at me.)

    Me: “She said it’ll be [price].”

    Cashier: “I bet he can hear fine. You just want attention!”

    (At this point, my 10-year-old self has taken as much as I can handle and I snap back.)

    Me: “Unless you want me to speak to your manager take the money, give us the food and shut up.”

    Cashier: “You can’t talk to me that way! You’re a little girl and I’m a grown-up!”

    Me: “You’re being very rude and childish for a grown-up.”

    (The cashier reluctantly enters our order. We finally get our food but realize there are multiple mistakes in the order. I go back to the counter with the receipt and the incorrect food.)

    Me: “There were a couple mistakes with our order. I ordered two chicken burgers and one cheeseburger, but we got two cheeseburgers and one chicken burger. We’re also missing one thing of fries, and this chicken burger doesn’t have sauce on it.”

    Cashier: “Not my problem. I don’t make the food.”

    Me: “Can you please ask the kitchen to fix it, then?”

    Cashier: “Sure, if it’ll make you shut up!”

    (After finally correcting all of this I return to the table but realize I don’t have a drink.)

    Me: “I paid for a drink and I didn’t get one. That is your problem since you are the one who poured the drinks. ”

    Cashier: “You don’t have to be rude about it!”

    Me: “Why should I be nice to you? You haven’t been nice to me at all.”

    Cashier: *mock politeness* “SORRY ABOUT THE MISTAKE.”

    (As I take the drink and turn to go…)

    Cashier: “Stupid ungrateful little b****!”

    (I spin around and glare.)

    Me: “Manager. NOW!”

    Cashier: “I don’t have to let you talk to my manager. You’re just a stupid kid!”

    (I am angry beyond belief, but also starving. I flip the cashier off and go back to my grandparents. When we get home I tell my mother what happened. She takes me back to the restaurant and demands to speak with the manager.)

    Mum: *to the manager* “My father was here earlier with my children. One of your cashiers insulted both him and my daughter… ”

    (The manager takes us into his office, where I tell him what happened. Afterwards, the manager calls the cashier into the office.)

    Cashier: *sees me* “You again! Why can’t you just get lost?”

    Manager: “This young lady has told me about an incident that happened earlier. Would you like to explain it?”

    Cashier: “She’s a stupid f***ing selfish little brat! She’s just mad because I didn’t let her do whatever she wanted!”

    (I won’t type out what the manager said to that, only that he fired the cashier on the spot. From what he told us, she’d been written up before for insulting and yelling at children, and may have threatened to hit a customer’s son.)

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    At Least They’ll Stop Being Short With Coworkers For A Change

    (I have just gotten back from vacation and am only on clock for a few minutes when the manager calls me back into the office.)

    Manager: “I think you know why I called you back here.”

    Me: “Actually I have no idea. Is something wrong?”

    Manager: “I’ll say! Your drawer yesterday was short fifty dollars! That’s an automatic write-up.”

    Me: “Wait, did you say yesterday?”

    Manager: “Yes, register two from [date]. That was yesterday. You know, I really never expected this from you. Your drawers are usually spot on! Just so you know, I’m very disappointed.”

    Me: “I am too. You know why? Because I did not work yesterday. I was on vacation for the week. I don’t know who clocked me in on a register but I am very disappointed they would use my numbers when I wasn’t here.”

    (As soon as I say this, the manager kicks me out of her office and refuses to speak to me. Later, the store owner approaches me.)

    Store Owner: “I heard what happened yesterday. I’m not trying to accuse you of anything but I don’t want you to get fired, so if you just give back the missing money I can drop your suspension down to only one week instead of four.”

    Me: “Actually, I’m glad you brought this up and came to speak to me because I need your help to clear up this mess.”

    (I proceed to tell him the same story. He simply nods and goes into the office. Ten minutes later he is accompanied by the manager.)

    Manager: “I just wanted to apologize. We checked the computer and it does say your were on paid vacation yesterday and the video does show someone else working that drawer in your name. So, you’re not in trouble anymore.”

    Me: “Thank you for helping me get that cleared up!”

    Manager: *sulks away*

    Store Owner: “I should have known it wasn’t you! You haven’t gotten into any trouble since you started working here.”

    Me: “Do you mind if I ask who was working that drawer in my name?”

    Store Owner: “Actually, it was [manager]. She’s been written up and put on suspension and I’m sending her home early today. Sorry she gave you a hard time.”

    Related:
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