The American Devolution
(I am calling my bank to let them know that I’ll be traveling abroad so they don’t shut down my card for suspected fraud.)
Employee: “…and where will you be going abroad?”
Me: “I’m going to London.”
Employee: “Oh, London. That’s cool. London is in Paris, right?”
Me: “Uh…no. London is in the UK.”
Employee: “What’s the UK?”



