The Product Of A Low Intelligence Quotient
(I’m working on the register while my coworker works in our hot deli.)
Coworker: “Can you ring me up for two biscuits with the half-off discount and tell me how much it is? I rang it up on the calculator, but I don’t think it’s right.”
Me: “Well, what did you get?”
Coworker: “Well, I typed in $0.89 times two and then divided it in half, and I ended up with $0.89 again!”
Me: “[Coworker], really?”
Coworker: “What?”
Me: “What’s $0.89 times TWO divided by TWO?”
Coworker: *embarrassed* “Oh God. Just ring me up, please.”
(660 Thumbs Up!)
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