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    Two To Hold The Bulb, One To Turn The Room

    , | Ontario, Canada | Bosses & Owners, Coworkers

    (On this particular day, we’ve received a new product. They’re outdoor lamps—the kind you actually have to mount to a wall and tie into your home’s electric circuit, with built in speakers. As I walk by, two employees are standing, just staring at them.)

    Me: “What’s wrong, guys?”

    Coworker #1: “We can’t get it open.”

    Me: “What?”

    Coworker #2: “We can’t figure out how you open it up when the lamp burns out.”

    Me: “Okay, let me try…”

    (After about 20 seconds of playing with it, I manage to pop the top off. It’s a strange maneuver, but it isn’t hard to figure out. Just as I pull it off, my manager walks over.)

    Manager: “What’s going on?”

    Coworker #1: “We were just trying to figure out how to fix the lamp if it burns out. Don’t worry—[my name] got it open.”

    Manager: “Jeez, guys! How many employees does it take to change a light bulb?”