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    Your Intelligence Is Up In The Air

    | San Antonio, TX, USA | Coworkers, Extra Stupid, Pets & Animals

    (Our designated smoking area is at the back of our building. Except for the wintertime, we get a lot of birds that hang around the parking lot picking up crumbs, and even more that just sit on top of the lampposts and sing every so often.)

    New Hire #1: *freaks out at the sound of a rather loud birdsong*

    New Hire #2: “Dude, it’s just a bird.”

    New Hire #1: “Yeah, I know that, but birds aren’t natural!”

    (I turn to look at him as soon as I hear that.)

    Me: “Wait, ‘birds aren’t natural’?”

    New Hire #1: “Yeah, they’re not natural! If God had wanted birds to fly, he would’ve given them wings or something!”