Category: Rude & Risque

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Well, Those Can Be Edible Too

| UT, USA | Bizarre/Silly, Coworkers, Food & Drink, Language & Words, Rude & Risque

(There are extra cupboards in our break-room where workers are allowed to stash snacks.)

Male Coworker: “Is it odd that every time I hear the word “unmentionables” I think of all the food that I have stashed in different areas of the office, and not of women’s lingerie?”

Me: *bursts out laughing, and walks away*

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Wrong Kind Of Filling

| USA | Coworkers, Health & Body, Rude & Risque

(Coworker #1 is leaving early to go to the dentist.)

Coworker #2: *to Coworker #1* “I heard you’re not supposed to brush your teeth first so that you know the hygienist did their job.”

Coworker #1: “Well, I’m getting a filling, so—”

Coworker #3: “So, is that also true when I’m going to the gynecologist?”

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Periodically Uses The Express Lane

| Australia | At The Checkout, Awesome Workers, Bad Behavior, Rude & Risque

(I am in the line for the 12 items or fewer checkout and in front of me, currently being served, is a pretty girl who looks to be about 20 years old. She is only purchasing one item, which is tampons. The checkout is being run by a boy of about the same age.)

Cashier: *with a disgusted look* “Oh, eww, why are you buying these?”

Girl: “Because I need them.”

Cashier: “Can’t you go to the self serve checkouts or something? I don’t want to touch these!”

Girl: “Why? It’s not like they’ve been used. Each one is individually wrapped, sealed in a cardboard box, which is again sealed in plastic.”

Cashier: “It’s just that they go, you know, up ‘there.'”

Girl: “Well, so can a d**k but you still touch yours.”

(The cashier went pale and fumbled through the rest of the transaction as I tried to hide my laughter.)

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