Category: Rude & Risque


Needs Better Protection From Those Kinds Of Slips

, | Winona, MN, USA | At The Checkout, Language & Words, Rude & Risque

(I’m the embarrassed employee in this incident. I am taking orders on the counter and feeling kind of tired when a good looking guy comes up to order.)

Guy: “Can I get a [combo meal]?”

Me: “Would you like a medium or large condom, COMBO, oh, my god, I’m sorry.”

(I was so bright red and I just thank goodness he didn’t laugh at me.)


Becomes A Soap Opera Drama

| IL, USA | Extra Stupid, Rude & Risque

(I work as a correctional officer. Last night, a sink in one of the blocks was clogged, so maintenance had to fix it.)

Maintenance Guy: “Got it cleared; it was a bar of soap.”

Me: *to the two inmates in the block* “Don’t drop the soap!”


He’s Going To Get A Rash Over This

| San Diego, CA, USA | Coworkers, Rude & Risque

(A coworker and I need our boss’s boss to sign a paper. I’ve already e-mailed him the day before.)

Coworker: “So let’s give him a day to respond, then I’ll get on his case about it. I’ll be all over his a** like a wet diaper.”

Me: *silence*

Coworker: *hangs head in shame* “Eww…”

Me: “That sounded much better before you said it, didn’t it?”

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