Not Even Half A Brain, Part 2

| Employees, Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Math & Science

Me: “Can I get eight ounces of the sliced ham?”

Deli Worker: “We can’t do that.”

Me: “Okay, how about half a pound?”

Deli Worker: “Sure thing!”

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