Not Ever Working, Part 3

| Coworkers, Technology

Coworker: “I don’t understand why I can’t get my phone on our company’s wireless network. I am using up all of my data plan every day.”

Me: “Are you trying to get company email or calendars on your phone?”

Coworker: “No, mostly Facebook and Pandora. I shouldn’t have to use up all my data plan when I am at work.”

Me: “Even if you got on the network, they would block any streaming or non-work websites.”

Coworker: “That’s dumb! I should be able to use whatever I want when I am at work.”

Me: “So, you should be able to stream music and be on Facebook all day while at work?”

Coworker: “Yes!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Sounds right to me. Put everything you just told me into an email, send it to the boss, and copy HR so he knows you mean business! That should get some things going!”

Related:
Not Ever Working, Part 2
Not Ever Working

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