Someone Missed The Employee Orientation

, | Dunmore, PA, USA | Coworkers, Extra Stupid

(My dad is a general manager at a popular fast food chain. He’s at a different store when this happens.)

Employee: “The sign out front won’t stay up.”

My Dad: “Why, what’s the problem?”

Employee: “The suction cups on the top of the sign don’t stick.”

My Dad: “Do the bottom cups work?”

Employee: “Yes.”

My Dad: “Then switch the top suction cups with the bottom ones.”

(The employee goes to fix the sign. Later, my dad goes outside, only to see the sign hanging upside-down.)

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