Someone Needs Alphabet Soup

, | Coworkers, Language & Words

Me: “Can you pass me the ladle?”

Coworker: “What’s a ladle?”

Me: “That. There. In the pot of gravy by your hand.”

Coworker: *hands it to me*

Me: “So, what did you think it was called?”

Coworker: “Big spoony thing!”

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