Someone Needs To Get His Brain In Gear, Part 2

| Colorado, USA | Employees

(I have just gotten pulled over by the police, but I’m not sure why.)

Me: “Is something wrong, Officer?”

Officer: “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Me: “Um, 38, I think?”

Officer: “And do you know what the speed limit is here?”

(I do know the speed limit, as I drive this stretch of road daily.)

Me: “40?”

Officer: *looks confused* “…Well, you have a nice day then!”

Related:
Someone Needs To Get His Brain In Gear

1 Thumbs
973
VOTES
COMMENTS

Similar Stories

The Scent Of A Woman (I'm doing some holiday shopping at the mall by myself when I wander into a popular bath and lotion ...
Murdering Any Future Business (I am a legal intern, shadowing a lawyer in court. Our client walks in.) Lawyer: *says very loudl...
Zippity-Code-Duh (I have just moved to Colorado from Massachusetts and am buying a book at a national chain. My rewar...

Comments

comments