Sour Patch Orphans

| Chicago, IL, USA | Bizarre/Silly, Coworkers, Food & Drink

(I am putting away the bulk candy bins at our movie theater and one of my coworkers make an observation about one of the candies.)

Coworker: “I can’t believe all the salt on these Sour Patch Kids.”

Me: “What? Salt? That’s not salt. That’s sugar.”

Coworker: “Then what makes them so bitter?”

Me: “I don’t know. Loneliness, despair, general sadness…”

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