The Rule Of Thumb

| Coworkers

(I have just been promoted to a shift leader. I receive a manager’s code, which is through our thumbprints. This conversation follows in front of a dining area full of customers.)

Me: “Hey [coworker], guess what?!”

Coworker: “What?”

Me: “I got a thumbprint!”

Coworker: “Really?”

Me: “Yeah, I can give discounts and void stuff now!” *giggle*

Coworker: “Don’t let the power go to your head.”

Me: *complete with hand motions* “Muahahaha! Muahahahaha!”

Customers: *giving me strange looks*

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