We’re All Buddies Here

| Grand Rapids, MI, USA | Coworkers

(This exchange happens entirely over walkie-talkie. It’s about 20 minutes until close.)

Coworker #1: “Okay, guys, just a reminder, make sure to use the buddy system when you’re leaving tonight.”

Coworker #2: “Why, is there a boogey-man in the parking lot?”

Coworker #1: “Well, there’s been some shady people out there, I guess.”

Coworker #3: “That’s super encouraging…”

Coworker #4: *who has just recently returned to work now that the school year has ended* “Are you sure you didn’t just see your reflection in a car window, [Coworker #1]?”

(I can hear Coworker #2 laughing hard before getting on the walkie.)

Coworker #2: “Oh, we’ve missed you!”

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