Will (Black) Head Out Of There

| Singapore | Bad Behavior, Employees

(I am walking past the beauty product aisles in a supermarket when a sales promoter started calling out to me.)

Promoter: *very loudly* “EWW! You have so many blackheads! It’s disgusting!”

Me: “Huh?”

Promoter: “Don’t you WASH your face?”

Me: “But—”

Promoter: *cutting me off* “You need this exfoliator. It’ll get rid of all those blackheads. It’s only $16. Your face looks so black! EEEEE-YURRRRGHHHH!”

Me: “Do you seriously think that by insulting me like that I’m going to buy your stupid product?”

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