• Very Genderal Humor
    (708 thumbs up)
  • October's Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

    A Preview Of Things To Come

    | New Jersey, USA | Employees, Language & Words, Rude & Risque

    (I’m at the movie theater with my parents. Before the previews start, an employee comes to the front of the theater to make a customary speech.)

    Employee: “…and please turn off all cell phones and vibrators.”

    (There’s a pause before a few chuckles from the audience break out.)

    Employee: *laughs* “I know what I said! Enjoy your movie!”

    Me: *to my parents* “I didn’t realize this was that kind of theater!”

    Yixing Teapots Wholesale Yixing Teapots