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    Not Even Half A Brain

    | Europe | Bosses & Owners, Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Theme Of The Month

    Boss: “There are four months in a quarter, right?”

    Me: “No, three. There’s four quarters in a year.”

    Boss: “It depends on your definition of ‘quarter.’”

    Me: “No, there’s four quarters in anything. One quarter is always one fourth.”

    Boss: “Well, it depends on your definition of ‘quarter!’”