This Barista’s A Character
(I am a regular at a well-known coffee chain, which is known for writing customers’ names on their cups. I have just ordered a drink.)
Barista: “Can I have your name, please?”
Me: “Sure, it’s Demitri.”
Barista: “And how is that spelled?”
Me: “Spell it however you want; it’s not my real name.”
Barista: *laughs* “Okay!”
(When I got my drink, she had spelled my name “Demivowloxtq7bdf%tri.”)



