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25 More Annoying Workplace Sayings And What They Really Mean

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Workplace Saying #1:

“Win-Win!”
Only said by people who are about to lose.


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Go Native Or Go Home

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Old-School Performance Review:

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25 Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Coworkers

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1. No, I won’t sign this birthday card because I have no idea who the hell it’s for. I will, however, have some cake.

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2. Don’t ask me “How are you?” on a Monday morning. I will tell you the truth.

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3. You’re about as useful as a delete button on a typewriter.

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4. The only time we will see eye-to-eye, is when I come over to you, look you dead in the eyes, and tell you “we will never see eye-to-eye.”

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5. You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

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6. Did you fall off the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down?

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7. Is it possible to block you in real life?

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8. It’s like your brain is a printer and there’s always a paper-jam.

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9. Bad things happen to good people. I know because you happened to me.

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10. Either you start taking your meds, or I am going to.

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11. I see you talking, but all I can hear is my internal screaming.

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12. There is no ‘I’ in team. But there is no ‘U’ either.

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13. You make me want to be a better person, because the person I am right now will go to prison for killing you.

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14. All emails from you end up in that special place in my inbox reserved for destitute Nigerian princes and cheap Canadian drugs.

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15. I never knew what love was until I met you, because I absolutely LOVE it when you’re not here.

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16. If you talk to me while I am on lunch, not even your family will be spared.

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17. I feel myself getting dumber just breathing the same air as you.

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18. Thank you for confirming that evolution isn’t true for all of us.

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19. I’m going to give you a task, and I have faith that you will do an absolutely wonderful job. Ready for it? Here it is: Go away.

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20. It’s not that your lights are on but no one is home. It’s more you’re home, but the lights blew your fuse a long time ago.

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21. It’s hard to believe you were the sperm that made it.

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22. If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean.

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23. Your IQ is missing a couple of letters.

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24. Do the office blondes tell stupid jokes about you?

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25. When you wash both your ears is it called vacuum cleaning?

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