Category: Geeks Rule


Serving Is A Bree-ze

| Puyallup , WA, USA | Awesome Workers, Food & Drink, Geeks Rule

(My fiancé and I are having dinner with my parents. They arrive and order before we do, so when we get there, we order our beers, and this exchange happens:)

Dad: “They come in pints!” *referencing ‘The Lord of the Rings’*

(I and my mom laugh.)

Server: *laughing* “We made that reference earlier!”


Server: “Can I get two more pints for you?”

(My parents look indecisive, so I answer for them.)

Me: “Yeah, two more for them!”

Server: “But you’ve got a whole half already!”

Me: “She is officially my favorite server ever.”


Drawing Blood For The Rokeg Blood Pie

, | Huntsville, AL, USA | Geeks Rule, Health & Body

(I’m a Junior in high school and waiting to have my blood taken.)

Nurse: *as she’s sanitizing my arm, she looks up and sees the head doctor* “Aw, man… I hate it when he’s here. He always looks over your shoulder when you’re trying to work!”

Me: *twisting around to look in his direction*

Nurse: “He’s the bald man that looks like a Klingon.” *shocked look* “Did I say that out loud?”

Me: *dying of laughter* “Yes… Yes, you did!”


Kinda Wish He Was Right

| Perth, WA, Australia | Employees, Geeks Rule, Movies & TV

(It is 1992, and I am buying the first of the Star Wars Expanded Universe books. I am being served by a gray haired man. He looks at the book, then looks at me and says:)

Cashier: “You know there aren’t going to be any more movies, right?”

(I just shrugged as I didn’t want to get into a discussion. It’s been a source of amusement ever since The Phantom Menace was announced.)

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