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Cashier: *waves his hand* “You want cheese sauce on your soft pretzels.”

Me: “Your Jedi mind tricks will not fool me. These are the droids I’m looking for.”

Cashier: “Ah, your mind is strong…” *pauses* “I hate normal conversations.”

Me: “I agree.”

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