Not Ever Working, Part 6

| Coworkers, Lazy/Unhelpful, Theme Of The Month

(I work in a small office, and my coworkers are really easy-going. However, there’s a new employee who takes advantage of that all the time and does very little work. This takes place before Monday lunchtime.)

New Employee: *stares at a computer monitor* “Ugh…”

Coworker: “Are you okay?”

New Employee: “Yeah, I’m just trying to plan which evening I should see my friends.”

Boss: “Do you need the afternoon off?”

New Employee: “Oh no, I’ll manage. It’s just so much to think about, y’know? I have so many friends!”

Coworker: “No, you get yourself home! You’ll be worrying yourself sick!”

Boss: “You’ll get an ulcer!”

New Employee: “Thanks! By the way, I can’t make it in to work tomorrow because I’m seeing my boyfriend, so I’ll see you on Wednesday!”

Me: *flabbergasted*

Not Ever Working, Part 5
Not Ever Working, Part 4
Not Ever Working, Part 3
Not Ever Working, Part 2
Not Ever Working

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

Not Even Worth Screaming For The Ice Cream (I go to our local donut/ice cream combo shop for ice cream. The place isn't busy; there's only...
This Coffee Is Flat-line (I am at a well-known coffee chain getting my personal tumbler filled with my favorite new...
In The Same Aisle As The Spit-Polish "You should have seen the looks I got in the drug store when I went in and asked where they kept the...