Putting The Gas Into Gastronomic

| Bizarre/Silly, Coworkers, Food & Drink

(Several of us are in the lunch room when we hear a coworker yelling in the hallway outside.)

Coworker #1: “You guys are all gross!”

(Coworker #1 comes into the lunch room.)

Coworker #2: “Hey, [Coworker #1], what’s up?”

Coworker #1: “Those guys are gross! You know what they’re doing? They’re trying to guess what each other had for breakfast!”

Coworker #2: “So what?”

Coworker #1: “No, they’re burping, and smelling each other’s burps!”

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

Don’t Question The Need For Permission (I'm known for having a fairly oddball and surreal sense of humour. I have only been in my...
Can Make Your Head Swim (I go in for a haircut shortly after washing my hair. My shampoo is scented with ylang-ylang...
Working At Green Eyed Monster Inc. (My coworker is the bossy, jealous type. We're having an office party, and we're allowed to bring...