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Needs Better Protection From Those Kinds Of Slips

, | Winona, MN, USA | At The Checkout, Language & Words, Rude & Risque

(I’m the embarrassed employee in this incident. I am taking orders on the counter and feeling kind of tired when a good looking guy comes up to order.)

Guy: “Can I get a [combo meal]?”

Me: “Would you like a medium or large condom, COMBO, oh, my god, I’m sorry.”

(I was so bright red and I just thank goodness he didn’t laugh at me.)

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You’re Nut Going To Believe This

| UK | Food & Drink, Health & Body

(My boyfriend and I have just ordered takeaway for his birthday. We order Indian through a website with tons of different takeaway places on it. My boyfriend is allergic to nuts and eggs so we were pleased to see allergy info on the site so we wouldn’t have to call up the place specifically. Our food is delivered and we sit down to eat.)

Boyfriend: “My throat feels funny. Like I’m getting an allergic reaction.”

Me: “Could it be the curry?”

(We call the place up.)

Me: “Are there nuts in the curry?”

Worker: “Yes.”

Me: “Oh. On the website it said there wasn’t.”

Worker: “Um. Well, there are.”

(By this point boyfriend had gotten out his Epipen, so I just hung up on the takeaway place to call 999. And that’s how we ended up at A&E on my boyfriend’s birthday. The kicker? We checked back later and realised that the menu had just said everything with the word “nut” in had nuts in. Coconut – nut allergy. Almonds – no nut allergy.)

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Lightly Does It

| Columbia, MD, USA | At The Checkout, Employees, Food & Drink

(I’m at a drive-thru at a popular fast food restaurant, finishing up an order.)

Me: “Oh, and a diet lemonade.”

Worker: “Sorry, we don’t have diet.”

Me: “That’s strange. I was here yesterday and you had it.”

Worker: “Sorry, we only have light lemonade.”

Me: “That would be diet…”