Where There’s Smoke, There’s Getting Fired

| Allentown, PA, USA | Crazy Requests, Employees, Health & Body

(I’m walking near a kiosk selling electronic cigarettes. I work in the mall and am familiar with the fact that they’re just not doing very well. It might have something to do with the employees.)

Employee: “You there, sir! Do you smoke?”

Mall Patron: “No.”

Employee: “Would you like to start?”

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