Your Intelligence Is Up In The Air

| San Antonio, TX, USA | Coworkers, Extra Stupid, Pets & Animals

(Our designated smoking area is at the back of our building. Except for the wintertime, we get a lot of birds that hang around the parking lot picking up crumbs, and even more that just sit on top of the lampposts and sing every so often.)

New Hire #1: *freaks out at the sound of a rather loud birdsong*

New Hire #2: “Dude, it’s just a bird.”

New Hire #1: “Yeah, I know that, but birds aren’t natural!”

(I turn to look at him as soon as I hear that.)

Me: “Wait, ‘birds aren’t natural’?”

New Hire #1: “Yeah, they’re not natural! If God had wanted birds to fly, he would’ve given them wings or something!”

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